delivert

To tell a lie in front of a church about your sexuality.

Example: "I Am Not Gay No More, I am DELIVERT!!!"

by DjGBlade November 23, 2014

Dominos Delivered

When a skank has a child but is not sure who the father is. The skank will sleep with just about anyone, even the Dominos delivery boy.

That one was dominos delivered!

by Cougbk February 21, 2011

deliverance

A great book and great movie that has been reduced to a line of viscerally disturbing dialogue. This movie did for homophobia what "Saturday Night Fever" did for disco.

Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: Grinning He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

go all deliverance

1. to anally rape someone.
2. extreme physical or sexual harassment or assault of any kind, such as in the movie Deliverance.

Deliverence is a movie where some people canoeing down a river are terrorized by the local, inbred, hillbilly population. One of the characters does, in fact, get anally raped, another is orally raped.

You'd better back off or he'll go all deliverance on you.

by xr7 August 30, 2004

deliverment

noun - an exceptionally well balanced vaginal attack.

to punish the cheeks.

she came to my spot and i granted the deliverment

by veintappa April 23, 2005

deliverance

The act of being Ned Beatty'd in the woods, forced to squeal like a pig, by toothless, inbred hillbillies.

"I was on a pleasant canoe trip when i stopped to take a rest in the woods, to my horror there was a large hill-man with a shotgun. He forced me to squeal like a pig as he sodomized me. It was horrible, horrible deliverance."

by Tentius September 23, 2003