Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Nine Deuce

Nine being the number 9, and Deuce being the number two,

This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.

Yeah, Nine Deuce, Deathrow Records. Creepin' while you sleepin'.

-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.

by Jaynik June 1, 2007

Drop a deuce

Take a shit, poop, post

Damn, man it stinks in there. Did you drop a deuce?

by wolfen October 22, 2012

deuce door

Commonly used to describe the asses of particularly attractive females, this term has been developed by an innovative group of retail managers checking out the asses of attractive customers. It could be considered a slang word for where one might want to put their genitalia during a sexual encounter.

"Did you see the deuce door on that girl?"
"Man, I would totally throw it in her deuce door!"

by HBros8246 August 9, 2009

Dub deuces

Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.

Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!

by Chadwick April 1, 2003

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

by shizzinator March 31, 2010

Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005