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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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Nano Desu

Japanese for "that is so"

used by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni character, Rika Furude.
when said, it makes the speaker sound cute and adorable.
"mi~ nipah! nano desu~"
by Taellie June 2, 2009
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shiny desu

A term commonly used to describe really generic anime with shiny hair and eyes. Usually a digital drawing in which the artist overuses the dodge tool (a tool in Adobe Photoshop that brightens colors). The term started springing up with the arrival of Amuria on deviantart.com, whose style is known for being overly shiny.
"Hey, like my Sailor Moon drawing? I wanted to make her reeeeally pretty, so I used the dodge tool to make lots of sparkles and give her shiny eyes."

"Uh, a little too shiny desu for me. It's hurting my eyes. Ease up on the dodge tool next time."
by Nikki0417 February 13, 2010
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Kawaii Neko Desu Chan

An annoying prommie on Gaia Online's online forum, the General Discussion. She puts out prommie lists every year. She is self-obssesed, creating frequent accounts to namedrop herself. She has a group of followers who are also equally annoying and post frequent namedrop threads for KNDC. People just support her because they think they will become prommies soon too, or gain e-fame. She thinks she is better than everyone else, but is really just a psychotic, deranged, worrisome otaku deep down. Her fangirls/boys refer to her as the "Prommie God".
Bob: "Hey, Kawaii Neko Desu Chan put him on the prommie list, but no one knows him!"

Joe: "She has lost her mind."
by G . W . n________n July 5, 2008
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suki desu

Nihongo de: Tabemono ga suki desu.
In English: I like food.
by haruka April 13, 2006
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Naji Desu

Naj Danica Manuel, popularly known as Naji Desu, is a Filipino content creator, editor, artist, and streamer. She is currently a vlogger, live streamer, editor, anime content creator, gamer and Youtuber.

Instagram: @nobodynaj
Facebook: Ji Ra
Twitter: @najidesu
Born: October 6, 2000 (age 21 years), Quezon City
Full name: Naj Danica Manuel
Youtube: Naji Desu
Parents: Unknown
Height: 1.75 m
Subscribers: 2.3k
Channels: Naji Desu and Naj Danica Manuel
Total views: 30,000
by Naji Desu April 2, 2022
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so desu ka

Japanese phrase meaning "Oh, is that so?"
I don't know, imagine some stupid catgirl saying it to her friends to try to impress them.
by Bill4935 September 2, 2005
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