Despacito

A God like entity with the power to bring blessings and good fortune upon those who serve it's divine power. However, heathens who repent it's divine blessings will receive curses and famine.

Jehovah's Witness: have you met our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

Innocent Civilian: Oh, God no!! What have you done?!?

Despacito: heck you man!! Now you're all fricked!

Jehovah's Witness and Innocent Civilian: (die)

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Despacito

Means slowly in english

random dude: DESPACITO

Me: slowly

Random dude: tf

Me: despacito is slowly in english

Random dude: oh ok

by that one white person at schoo December 21, 2019

Despacito

a lit song

wow Despacito is great

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

Despacito

The bible.

Hurry get Despacito!

by Pure Despacito November 11, 2018

Despacito

A word that means "ass" or "butt"

Woah, thats a great view{ of atiqah's despacito
Nadiah's despacito is small
Boys are very attracted to ain's despacito

by amotherfuckinghoe April 19, 2018

Despacito

Makes me want to shoot myself

Bob: Despacito is awesome

Josh: Shut up you're fucking gay

by ThatOneSqueakerKeepsKillinYou May 5, 2018

despacito

A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.

#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017