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Depresstracted

Pronunciation: Deh-press-strack-ted

when you have good intentions of getting something done but your depression gets in the way and distracts you from what you were doing and few hours later after a misery nap, binge snack, and a Face book torture scroll. you remember you were trying to do something productive so you try your best to do it but its Too late, not enough time, etc.
"Hey did you get your laundry done this weekend?"
"No, I got distracted by laying in bed in the dark, and hating myself, till Sunday when i noticed i had no clean underwear but then it was 11:00 p.m. and i had to be up at 6:00 a.m. and there was no way of getting it done."
"oh you got depresstracted?"
"yeah that."
by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017
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depresshoe

That one kid at your school who freaks out because you wore the same shoes 2 days in a row. AKA the dumb one with rich parents.
I hate the depresshoe! He's so annoying!
by diabetes ) December 6, 2018
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depressosexual

Someone who, although appearing outwardly normal, is too depressed to engage in sexual (or romantic) relationships
"Jason is a cool dude, but I never see him with girls. I don't want to be crass, but is he homosexual?"

"No he's just been in a bad way for a few years, more of a depressosexual than anything"
by Porkchomp December 2, 2021
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harmonic-depressive

A bi-polar individual, or culture, hopelessly out of tune with itself.
In the grip of a pandemic with no cure, economic collapse, race riots, a virtual civil war between the reds and the blues, he felt America in the spring of 2020 descending into an harmonic-depressive state.
by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020
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Depressive rut

A period of prolonged depression and inactivity during which time a person begins to question his self-worth and wonder whether life will ever improve.
Dude, snap out of it! You in a depressive rut! Come over here and lemme eat yo butt.
by Big poppa 62353456 November 8, 2017
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Tongue Depresser

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
by Delaney February 20, 2004
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Depressive Black Metal

A sub-genre of Black Metal dedicated to ripping of Burzum.
Hey dude, this record by the Depressive Black Metal band Xasthur sounds just like Burzum.

Yeah. They all do.
by Mymotherisafish January 15, 2010
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