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Dennis

The best creeper you will ever have, if you're lucky enough. Dennis is the perfect excuse for getting those ghetto/redneck/weirdo creepers off of you. He is a chill person, easy to talk to, and has an addictive personality. He has great luck and hosts the best Dr. Pepper parties. He's someone you're going to want to stick with because of the way he is. You may see him around for years and then when you finally get to know him you'll wonder why you let yourself miss out on this for so long.

Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
Dennis is awesome.

Sorry boys, I only have room in my life for one creeper, and that's Dennis.
by your favorite creeper May 15, 2011
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Dennis

Dennis A fun caring friend who has a gun fetish. possibly want to date your sister. commonly know to be the first guy to get roasted; Worst come back lines in history or stays quiet. Most likely to drive in style. Proud owner of the worst playlist known to humanity, but he always ready to pass the Aux. if you find a wild Dennis keep him most likely to be a great addition to the crew.
Greg: if I had a face like Dennis I would sue my parents.

Dennis: ....
The Crew : continues to add on
by Da Last OG December 24, 2019
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Dennis

Girl: Can i feel dennis
me: ofc u can
by Hugepenis101 March 20, 2022
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Dennis

A person who puts porn on their Zune, and brings it to school thinking nobodys going to see it when everybody does.
Ay look, theres a Dennis! Lets see some pussy!
by your cool friend April 19, 2008
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Dennis

A really cool dude who I'm lucky to know. I wish he could teach me how to be so cool.
Guy 1: Man, who is that dude? He is so awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Dennis... I wish I was as cool as him!
by BeachBunny234 March 30, 2011
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Dennis

Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.
Guy 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems to be having fun

Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!

Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?

Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.
by PLOIKMUH July 9, 2011
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Dennis

One who engages in a sexual activity with any living organism.

Usually a female.
She's worked her way through the whole football team.

What an absolute DENNIS.
by WezzED December 7, 2010
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