The best creeper you will ever have, if you're lucky enough. Dennis is the perfect excuse for getting those ghetto/redneck/weirdo creepers off of you. He is a chill person, easy to talk to, and has an addictive personality. He has great luck and hosts the best Dr. Pepper parties. He's someone you're going to want to stick with because of the way he is. You may see him around for years and then when you finally get to know him you'll wonder why you let yourself miss out on this for so long.
Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
Warning: texting him he will keep you up past your bedtime because it's just that enjoyable.
Also, do not be mean to him or else he will send an evil geometry teacher after you.
by your favorite creeper April 25, 2011
Dennis A fun caring friend who has a gun fetish. possibly want to date your sister. commonly know to be the first guy to get roasted; Worst come back lines in history or stays quiet. Most likely to drive in style. Proud owner of the worst playlist known to humanity, but he always ready to pass the Aux. if you find a wild Dennis keep him most likely to be a great addition to the crew.
Greg: if I had a face like Dennis I would sue my parents.
Dennis: ....
The Crew : continues to add on
Dennis: ....
The Crew : continues to add on
by Da Last OG December 24, 2019
A person who puts porn on their Zune, and brings it to school thinking nobodys going to see it when everybody does.
by your cool friend April 20, 2008
Guy 1: Man, who is that dude? He is so awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Dennis... I wish I was as cool as him!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Dennis... I wish I was as cool as him!
by BeachBunny234 March 14, 2011
Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.
Guy 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems to be having fun
Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!
Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?
Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.
Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!
Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?
Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.
by PLOIKMUH May 22, 2011
by WezzED December 6, 2010