A person who practises the art of Deaconism
A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.
by James Deacon January 3, 2007
Get the deaconist mug.Late 20th and early 21st century notorious troll from the now-defunct file-sharing website audiogalaxy. His home base is the blink 182 board, where he was active during the AG Golden Years. He has been known to wander onto other boards, leaving mayhem and annoyed users in his wake.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.
Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.
Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
"I owned XAgent!" - deacon_bremmer
"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
by Jason_M December 26, 2007
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Rating used to describe how bad you have to shit. Best used during long trips:
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 6: Normal shitting procedures. You have no worry about public restrooms.
Defacon 5: Normal shitting procedures. You could probably shit if upon request, like a monkey. Should be able to surpass pooformance anxiety.
Defacon 4: Something's up. Somehow, someway, you know somethings going to go wrong today. It might be the big one, it might not. Either way, you're going to drop the kids off at the pool sometime in the next 24 hours.
Defacon 3: You can feel it moving in your gut. Rearrange plans accordingly. Max safe distance from toilet: 1 hour
Defacon 2: The shit is imminent. You should already have been on your way to the shitter. Max safe distance from toilet: 5 minutes.
Defacon 1: turtling prairie dogging sharting Max safe distance from toilet: NONE
Defacon 0: Crisis Averted, pass me some new pants.
Defacon 2 alert! If you value your seats, you'll pull over at the next stop.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
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Sure I can go to the movie, but I feel like I'm at defacon 3 so you might have to catch me up on some parts later.
by zibbazabba905 May 5, 2011
Get the Defacon mug.Deacon is funny, tall, blonde, and does pretty well in school. He is nice and caring most of the time but can also be a total jerk. He has a good group of friends and is popular. He doesn't have the best looks but he can get most girls that he wants.
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by TheRetroMan486 July 6, 2021
Get the Deacon Blues mug.John Richard Deacon was born on August 19th 1951. As the youngest member of the legendary band Queen he joined them as last one in 1971 to become their infamous Bass Player. Deacy / Disco Deacy became a legend with self written songs like Another one bites the dust, I want to break free or You're my best friend. Not to forget the famous bassline from under pressure, which was stolen by a white jerk from Florida. Deacy is Father of 6 children and since 1975 married to Veronica Deacon. He is Part of the ship Deacury with his best Friend Freddie Mercury. Deacy is known to be pure, kind, quit and cute. The Deacy Amp, which Brian May still uses was built by him. He loves to Dance on stage and is also known as Disco Queen, his favorite Food is cheese on toast and he is interested in cars just like Roger Taylor. We all Love him. And after You read that, You should too. He retired from music in 1997, after Freddie Mercury's death. And is hopefully Happy at home. In Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by Joe Mazzello
Fan: wow, i just Met John Deacon on the Stress but i didn't Record him for 10 minutes and made Pics to get attention! I respect his privacy and just told him how Amazing he is!
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