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why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay
Why do my posts always get declined?
by annoying fucker June 18, 2019
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delimed

It is when people throw limes at you for insulting something someone likes.
When you say: "Tha Jonas Bros. are WHACKA THAN A CRACKA."
You get delimed to death. Pretty much like stoned to death, but with limes. 4048.

Another example: "OMG. Miley Cyrus is such a slut."
And your mother finds you dead smelling like limes.

And they make limeade out of you.... And they find you at sonic, in the cherry limeade machine.
by Jon Mentz July 2, 2008
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delines

A girl who is very annoying. Very childish. And very puertorican. Usually is the oldest sister in the family, but gets along very well with younger children. She likes hanging out with friends more then staying at her house. She does not like school but will still try to pass. She usually prefers puertorican boys. She is not intimate at all with her boyfriends.
1) Why can’t Delines sexually pleasure me!?!?

2) I want to get with delines but I’m afriad she will annoy me a lot.

3) FRIEND 1- Do you know Delines?
FRIEND 2- Yes I do. She is very childish
by Darkchicken831 March 4, 2018
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WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary
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credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.
swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
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a word that is not defined

this is only defined by me because im an idiot
a word that is not defined is not a word and you cannot use it in any sentence i can think of unless you type exactly what i typed
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Urban Defined

When one finds the best revenge on another to be giving them a definition on Urban Dictionary. This definition usually describes them as a "fucking douche" or "skanky hoebag", and rarely actually gets published.
Dude, I Urban Defined Emily the other day and it made it through! It was like this:
Emily (n.): Emily is a slutty whore who likes to steal girls' boyfriends and kick babies in the shins. She also sucks at WoW, but tries to act all l33t.
by Jennnnifer M October 7, 2008
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