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by MuncherPuncher October 28, 2012

by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016

An overconfident, slightly condescending fat friend who consistently refers to himself as “Big Daddy.”
Group Chat
Joey: “Big Daddy is here boys!”
John: “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
Brendan liked “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
Joey: “Big Daddy is here boys!”
John: “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
Brendan liked “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
by JDubs85 June 1, 2018

Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
by Thequick April 7, 2008

An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.
Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.
by kiimosabe July 19, 2018

It's a real thing.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
by NotFromSomalia October 10, 2016

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
