stubborn dutchman

When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.

After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.

by The pirates crew December 4, 2016

dutchman

a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...

steve hofmeyr is a prime example. "check that dutchman in his lekker 3 litre cortina wiff spinner hubcaps and a kief freeflow."

by ou soutpiel September 26, 2008

Deichmann

A blonde or faggot kid who enjoys long alone afternoons doing close to nothing. He has some friends, and many like him. He also enjoys fresh air maybe riding a bike to school or out with his family. Most of the days he is hidden away from people in a closed house. Has parents that frequently don;t let him do shit.

I feel so bad for that kid he's such a Deichmann

Look at the guy on the bike he's probably a Deichmann

by Trent Robertson July 22, 2010

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

Old Dutchman

Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).

When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!

by Saulstar September 9, 2020