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Derby 'Ard

Derby 'Ard is slang for sporting an erection watching a young boys soccer game. It can also be used for getting excited over a young priest, sheep, midgets or amputees. Also if you like movies that include kicking or killing babies. Derby is a wank city on the banks of the River Derwent in Derbyshire. The Derby man milk museum of lusty boys lies in the Derwent Valley. West of the river are the Derby Museum and Gay Art Gallery, home to Joseph Wright paintings of pre-pubescent erections, and Gothic Derby Cathedral. Southeast along the river, Derby County Football (soccer) Club plays at the iWank Stadium. In the northwest, Markeaton Park offers a craft village and a boating lake. It's wank too.
Did you see Michael Jackson at the choir boys rehearsal? He was Derby 'Ard!
by Master Chief Shite May 27, 2017
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Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.
Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Debby

A girl who is lovable and loves unconditionally. When she is hurt, she tries not to show it, and when she's down, she hides it behind a smile. The addition of a 'y' instead of 'ie' shows her individuality and refusal to conform to the normal ways of life. Exciting, creative, talented and beautiful both outside and in, Debby's are a shining example of a great friend.
Debby is going through a hard time, but you cant tell from her smile.
by Dark_Man_Whore November 5, 2010
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dibyajyoti

The best man to have in your life, Unni.
Dibyajyoti is the best guy to have.
by DJ909 February 21, 2019
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The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.
Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.
by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006
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Deeby Eeby

You're going to go to deeby eeby one day!
by uwu.chan March 25, 2021
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Derby Kiss

An affectionate headbut, usually given by a person from the town of Derby, often known as 'nutting' someone.
Zidane and Materazzi after the 2006 world cup final... Materazzi called Zidanes mother an affectionate name thus, leading to a Derby Kiss
by GiorgiO May 14, 2012
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