Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.
"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"
by xsecretg September 19, 2008
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I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?
I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?
by David Stuart October 24, 2007
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Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.
Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!
by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009
Get the eye detector mug.A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.
Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
by OOOne. April 10, 2010
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Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
Get the sarcasm detector mug.NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.
Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.
by cvsanders August 6, 2010
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(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!
#CRUNCH#
Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*
Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
by n008a April 12, 2009
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