deez nuts

see below

Man: Hey, Bob Oliver called and said wassup..

Woman: Bob Oliver who?

Man: Bob Oliver Deez Nutz Biatche…

by heckler January 14, 2004

deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em

Deez nuts ha get em

by Amiibo February 28, 2017

Deez nuts

A creative joke to play on your fellow man.

1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole

by Mr Bootleg June 9, 2004

deez nuts

nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack

1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!

by gangsta September 29, 2004

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

deez nuts

1)A sarcastic way of saying you don't care

Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.

by Mariah's definition's 😜 October 25, 2015

Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004