deeders dick

Someone who has a brain the size of his dick. In fact, his dick is the brain and does all the work. Will send nudes first instead of a greeting. Nicknamed "Tiny dick deed" cause he always does his dirty deeds to other females.

RUSSEL: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?
SAVANNA: SEE WHAT
RUSSEL: DEEDERS DICK
SAVANNA: OH, NO?
RUSSEL: RIGHT BECAUSE DEEDERS DICK ISN'T EVEN NOTICEABLE

by s4aa4avi June 1, 2018

vegan deceleration day

it's a holiday made up by that vegan teacher as a result to her sanity going to the uncanny valley

that vegan teacher: it's vegan deceleration day!

person: ok and?

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

Decelerating

The act of slowing or bringing speed down.

He was decelerating the car.

by Oregano is great on pizza January 26, 2019

rapid deceleration syndrome

(abbreviated to RDS)

Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.

Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall straight on.

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS usually refers to death.

"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome"

"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS while out biking the other day"

by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007

Magic Decoder Ring

Google, or another search engine, used in an online situation to keep from looking stupid because you don't know what your buddy is talking about.

Walter was telling me about how to use terminal, and asking me about my LAN. I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, so I used my magic decoder ring and got it all figured out.

by meownkat September 6, 2009

Deceded

(adj.)

Dead.

Origin: as a funny way of pronouncing deceased.

Easy E is deceded, HIV took him from us.

by kuyajoey July 7, 2009

decidership

a form of government with AN IDIOT exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.

the idiotic war on terror has turned the united states from a democracy to a decidership.

by aarrgghh July 15, 2007