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demonic thot

a murdery asshole who is usually pretty straightforward. might've been raised in a cult.
yeah, july's a demonic thot.
by emberly stevens June 14, 2019
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Demotional Augmentation

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.
Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."
by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019
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Demonic sucker fish

A big fish that looks cute and fun but if you pet it ti will bite and rip off your arm and then start sucking your blood.
Oh wow! look out for that demonic sucker fish
by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 2, 2020
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Demonic Duo

2 people you don't like/enemies. Also called 'diabolical duo', although incorrectly.
– Are you going to Mike's party?

Hell nah, heard the demonic duo is gonna be there.
by fastfrwrd July 6, 2022
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Vlad Demonicus

A person who is worshiped by Messianic Satanist as the incarnation or Avatar of Satan. He is thought to have been born sometime in the 1960's. He wrote a book called the Maldictus that explained his teachings. " Maldictus" means evil writing.
There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist.
There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
I'm a Messianic Satanist, we worship Vlad Demonicus Satan's incarnation.
by judge dredd7 May 20, 2013
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Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.
"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"
by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023
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promotion demotion

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.
low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011
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