Darlene

A cigarette.

Person 1 "Hey man, I'm gonna go hack a darlene."
Person 2 "Cheers, dude."

by Crazynoncolombiancook October 25, 2020

Darlene

A spiritual person who believes the earth is not flat

Wow did you see what Darlene was talking about?

by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019

Darlene Blast

when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole

Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice

by darleneblaster101 July 1, 2019

Dirty Darlene

The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...

Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene

by Serpentman May 20, 2019

Grandma Darlene

Someone who is a real fucking downer and generally shitty person to deal with/be around.

You're being a real fucking Grandma Darlene

by Hugh Gekok July 25, 2019

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

Darlen

A broke man with crippling gambling debt and an inability to operate motor vehicles.

Person A: Do you see that guy Darlen over there?
Person B: Yeah, he's broke.

Person A: Yep

"Darlen walks over"

Darlen: Would you guys be able to spare some change
Person A: No, you'd just gamble it away.

Darlen: MI BOMBACLAT

by KPMG's Finest January 2, 2024