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danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.
"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"
by El_Gordo August 25, 2004
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Dankos

1. friends/family
2. the people you are closest to
3. homies
Chilling with my Dankos.
by WhatUpx2 March 25, 2011
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danko

This shit from B.C?
Yeah its the danko.
by van.isle chron November 14, 2005
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Danko to the Maxo

Used when referring to someone or something that is extremely/overlwhelmingly good-looking or delicious. Off the scale ( mainly used/made by the one they call SL)
I'm telling you now, that girl is Danko to the Maxo
Can't lie that meal was Danko to the Maxo
by SL DILIGENT August 23, 2019
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Danskjävlar

Swedish for: Danish devil.

Curse-word used by both danes and swedes but with two different meanings. Swedes use it litterally meaning scoundrel, but are typically not aware of the ironic double meaning of the word:
In the eyes of Danes, Swedes are a bit righteous, uptight and often display an amusing lack of humor. The word was invented and popularised in the Danish horror-comedy "the kingdom" by Danish cult director Lars von Trier. In the series, "Dansjävler" is often spoken by a righteous/foolish Swedish doctor when frustrated by Danes not living up to his strict scientific/moral standards. So the word is used by Danes to make fun of Swedes when they dont understand Danes because Swedes are full of themselves.
He fucked my sister and she is only 18. That's not morally defensible because he is 23, that Danskjävlar.

I was supposed to park there but he quickly passed me and stole the parking space, that Danskjävlar
by Tobeanassiseasy August 4, 2020
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Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread
(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)
by deliman007 August 2, 2011
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Dankof

Also can be called Dank Cock, meaning that the pubic region should be quarantined.
That guy is a DanKof
by Gabe Stuhr May 9, 2011
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