Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
by Gordo aka Flash September 06, 2008

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"
by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017

by Luckykingen April 18, 2022

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 01, 2012

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
by Ashley' December 31, 2003

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
