Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 07, 2016

dairy queen

(off.) a male homosexual

"Coming down through Peoria, Duane and I saw a couple of dairy queens making out in front of McDonald's."

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Dairy Queen

Fat ass nasty whore who dates swimmers.

Yo Andreas been to Dairy Queen yet today?

by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 09, 2005

Dairy Queen

An ice cream that also sells hamburgers, fries, and other crap. They seriously miss-named this place. I mean, I don't really see any milk or cheese there.

Dairy Queen should be called Ice Cream Queen, since it suits it better. Plus, they could have the stupid semi-rhyming crap.

by Oivey October 18, 2008

Dayton Dairy Queen

A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.

I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen

by The Pennsylvania Growler May 05, 2011

dairy queen swirl

A shit with a curved end to it.

Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004