I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook January 6, 2009

diary

A notebook containing one's personal thoughts, feelings, plans, attitudes, observations, and the like. Written in usually at frequent intervals, usually but not always kept private.

I've kept a diary since I was 7. It's fun to read later.

by bawdy January 7, 2007

diarya

the/an explosion of thought and feeling being written down in a diary, journal, blog, etc.

Tom: Dude, I went through such hell this week, I'm gonna have diarya all over my blog.

by maxintosh12345 May 20, 2008

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.

by -Sunshine May 26, 2018

dairy section

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.

My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.

by Dr. Cocks June 16, 2008

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

dairy robber

A man that repeatedly sleeps with a woman and doesn't give her commitment. also a person that that likes to say "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Girl 1: She said that all he does is have sex with her and doesn't want to date her.
Girl 2: Yea that's a dairy robber for ya.

by Milk Maid May 6, 2008