your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019

DadMom AngryPants

No true meaning, just a funny quote from an old SpongeBob episode.

Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know.

by NarwhalBall May 15, 2023

dadmom

A silly way to refer to a parent. Often used when referring to oneself

These are my kids and I'm their dadmom

by AkiCinnaBun September 8, 2017

dadmom

A single paternal parent, usually a widower (man whose spouse has died).

Used in place of "mom," when referring to someone's deceased mother in a usu. disparaging way.

Guy: Man, I totes fucked you mom last ni...I mean, uh, I fucked your "dadmom."

Dude: My dadmom?

Guy: Uh, yeah.

by CrotchZombieCom November 22, 2007

DadMom

The father and mother of all.

She really do be a DadMom tho…

by UwUgrill June 6, 2021