dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".

"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"

by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007

dyslexic pol

A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).

*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*

Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"

Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"

Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."

by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009

Dyslexic Chauffeur

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.

Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"

by JackCarver December 24, 2010

dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010

dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016