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Humpty Dumpty

-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.

-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."

"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
by ririequinox May 4, 2021
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Humpty Dumpty

"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021
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humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
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the humpty dumpty

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.
your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.
by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011
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humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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humpty-dumpty

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 2, 2010
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humpty dumpty

A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
Want to have humpty dumpty later?
by chapter34 May 11, 2011
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