Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

by dg1189 February 20, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!

by zero615 April 7, 2011

Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.

Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023

Scrumpty Dumpty

The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.

Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.

by KougatPandora92 July 23, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010