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Friend 1: Dike in ur job interview!!!
Friend 2: Thank you very much!
Dike by apple hater >:( June 23, 2026

Dike-Cap 

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That shitty haircut girls are getting. Bit longer than a bob.Looks utter shit.
Oi Andy mate look at that birds trim
“Yeah proper Dike-Cap innit”
Dike-Cap by notbinladen April 1, 2020

Dike Jones 

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The new name made up for Mike Jones by Chamillionaire, In You Got Wrecked
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked. When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck You know why I'm here, to take my respect. You can't get next, I came to plex. So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked
Dike Jones by Skyler Deer Bitch!! February 28, 2005

Dike Dude 

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A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.
Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.

dike slap 

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When a bull dike thinks she really is a man and steps up to one. The real man slaps the dog shit out of her. This reminds the dike she is really just a female and not a man.
Wow! do you see that lesbo get dike slapped? Yeah I did, she was crying like the little girl she is.
dike slap by Rat Dawg PhD March 14, 2016

dike spike 

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A short hairstyle usually warn by lesbians. It is longer in the front and spiked in the back.
Shelley came out of the closet by getting a dike spike at the hair dressers.
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