diaper

a diaper is some one you would consider a crappy person. (no pun intended)

A diaper often thinks only of themselves, is overly emotional, and lacks normal intelligence.

Diapers are typically along the same genre of douche bags, idiots, morons, creepers and the like.
...but I really like him.

No way, he's a total diaper.
by bearpleaser December 9, 2009
mugGet the diapermug.

Diaper

Damn man look at the diaper on the girl!
by Me too September 17, 2007
mugGet the Diapermug.

Slot Diaper

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.
Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.
by will bitten June 6, 2017
mugGet the Slot Diapermug.

Diaper Don

The nickname for Donald Trump after finding out that he uses a diaper and shits his pants a lot because he takes a lot of drugs.
Did you hear about Diaper Don?
by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily November 27, 2020
mugGet the Diaper Donmug.

soap diaper

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.
After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.
by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022
mugGet the soap diapermug.

Diaper Don

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.
Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.
by Trey1234L November 14, 2020
mugGet the Diaper Donmug.

diaper don

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.
Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.
by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017
mugGet the diaper donmug.

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