D*cktionary

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.

Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"

by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

D.I.C.K.

This what Infantrymen in the US military are call. It means Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer.

MP: Hey D.I.C.K., ready to pull some security for my convoy?

DICK: Roger that sergeant.

by NicaCop June 14, 2008

D.B.L.O.C.K

Dangerous Block Lock Out Crip Killers

Don't mess with the homie hes with D.B.L.O.C.K

by TheGhostKiller July 24, 2009

ckl'd

Normally, people don't Laugh Out Loud, also known as LOLing. So, me and my friend decided to make a word for what people actually do; chuckle. Hence the word "ckl'd"

billy: i just farted.
garry: lol
billy: ckl'd
garry: what?
billy: it means "chuckled."

by Matt McCloud June 24, 2009

D*cksucker

Someone who supports and love someone whether good or bad

Messi is a the greatest of all time, only Ronaldo's d*cksuckers say otherwise

by Fhahjf September 8, 2019

double d*cking

Double d*cking is when you're being penetrated by two men at the same time.

"I could really use a double d*cking right now."

by vanillabeanthunder October 11, 2017