Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

cirene

This name belongs to a person that is strong and really kind hearted but can have a dark side to him/her

man cirene is so cool and nice but dont fuck with her or you will see her dark side

by HispanicDefenitions May 20, 2016

Carenna

Awesome. She is just awesome. She's smart, cute, strong, and she never gives way under pressure. She hides her emotions, but by getting to know her, she will open up. She trusts anyone until proven otherwise, but once you lose her trust, your done for. She is sweet and caring, and slightly shy, but with a nudge, she can do anything.

Don't tell Carenna how to do things. She already knows.

by mffrgt October 5, 2012

crenshaw weave

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.

Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"

by socialite562 April 1, 2015

cyre

the best human you could possibly meet. he’s been through a lot but he’s such a sweetheart behind the tough exterior. don’t ever let this man go. nobody else could ever treat you as amazing as cyre. he’s insecure and it’s sad he can’t see he’s perfect.

wow cyre sounds like an amazing person.

by .....moon baby......... May 26, 2020

Crenzy

You find this name unusual when you think of it, a type of guy that sees himself as a nobody in the world and is filled with low self esteem. He would picture what it's like to die at least once, and yet he wouldn't mind taking the risk. He's not like any other. He's a best friend; a guy that will have your back no matter what they are, he will stick with you through thick and thin. And when you try to push him away, he won't try to pull you in, because he knows you'll come back when you need him. He will always be the shoulder to cry on, just by the conversation he gives, you'll fall in love with him without knowing. He's a dad; he can be protective of you no matter where you're going, who you're going with, and when you're coming back. He will treat you like a child calling you cute names till you get embarrassed. He can be the first man that will love you and will always be the last. He will fall in love with every part of your body, because he knows you're insecure about them. In the end, he will never bore you. He can act as a child, but it will be the type of child that you would love to take care of, because he can make you smile. Above all, he's a dreamer and beneath that chest of his is the heart of a prince. He will never give up on you without a fight, a risk, a chance. He will keep pulling you in to his life whether you like it or not, because he has been through a lot. Try finding a guy named Crenzy, he can change your life forever like he did on mine..

Girl1: Did you hear about the new guy named Crenzy?
Girl2: No, why?
Girl1: I hear he's really amazing
Girl2: No way, I'd like to meet him!

by Thomdom0511 February 14, 2013

Cerena

A name that isn't very common. Found most likely as the name of an asian girl.

If you find a Cerena she's probably an egirl.

by ermahlerd June 4, 2018