Cup O Noodles

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.

Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!

by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008

Cupookie

1. A cupcake-cookie (noun)
2. messing up really badly (verb)
3. another name for your "naughty" area (noun)

1. MMMM! those cupookies were deliscious!
2. You really cupookied that one you idiot!
3. Don't come near my cupookie! It's in my danger zone!

by cupookielover22 June 26, 2007

Cup o' Chronic

Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.

Person 1: Let's go to the city!

Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!

Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.

by theundercover March 8, 2011

cup-o-ass

the act of farting in your hand and then sticking your hand in someones face

i just cup-o-assed my little brother

by David nielsen February 13, 2006

cup o' noodles

A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'

Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.

by DonKnuckles August 2, 2012

cupofwateragoodtime

When one cup of water is all that is necessary to fill a bathtub to take a bath with another person.

Wow, I had so much fun with Pats mom, we cupofwateragoodtime.

by Lazzzzzzzer March 18, 2009

Get a badge and a cupon for ice cream

Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.

Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.

Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.

Guy #2- Really? Go you.

Girl- What the fuck...?

by Aftab June 18, 2006