Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails
I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard
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cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack
That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .
by VanDyke Brown April 21, 2017
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People Cupboard

A room in which a person stores them self overnight or makes love to their partner, preferably on a bed.
by Jeramockity January 11, 2014
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Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.
Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!
by RangaJester January 24, 2010
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The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.
by DrSteeeve August 07, 2020
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pears in the cupboard

That show was very pears in the cupboard
by Westanwoo July 21, 2021
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cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.
Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.
by maximo hudson May 24, 2009
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