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Cunt Nugget

1. Coagulated menstrual fluid that is discharge out of a woman's vagina from a queef in solidified chunks

2. Dried period juice chunks that are queefed out of a vagina like a grenade launcher

3. A trifecta of boner-killing potential
"then all the sudden she queef'd and all of these cunt nuggets flew all over my dick"

"I heard a *pfft* looked down and there was a massive cunt nugget laying on the sheets... I lost my boner so fast, my dick tried to run out the back of my ass"
by Marganfreed February 16, 2009
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Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.
Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.
by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011
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Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 3, 2022
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cunt nugget

a mixture of vaginal discharge, blood from a woman's period, and pubic hairs that have solidified.
Oh man, I found a cunt nugget while eating her out! I threw up right away!
by Lauren Dinks June 20, 2006
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cunt nugget

a chuck of solidified, smelly, rank ass yeast and vaginal secretions resembling what looks to be chunks of cottages cheese. can vary in size from small pea like structures, to something that looks similar in size to a medium sized acorn. of course, these chucks are lumpy, and not smooth. you can often find cunt nugget hosts in trailer parks, and strip clubs. seems to also run rampant in the meth community. a cunt nugget is actually an untreated yeast infection
i went to a strip club last night, and as she was giving me a lap dance, and cunt nugget dropped on to my pants. afterward, i burned the pants

them damn trailer trash tweeker bitches have a bad case of cunt nuggets. i can smell that shit when they walk past me
by puppeteers420 September 21, 2010
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Cunt Nugget

When someone is 100% sure they are right about something when there actualy wrong and they insist there right when clearly there not they are a cunt nugget
No the movie starts at 8. We checked an hour ago its 9, your wrong stop being such a cunt nugget
by OrgasmicPanda13 July 14, 2010
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flaming cunt nugget

A person who has irritated you so badly that you want to scream. A person that deserves 2 feet up thier Ass. Similar to Cunt nugget but worse.
Your being a Flaming Cunt Nugget!

That customer service representative is a Flaming Cunt Nugget!
by Luiginself October 12, 2019
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