cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 20, 2004

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

pulling your cunt hairs

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Hairy Cunt

A Cunt that is hairy.

Example 1:
Guy: Show me your cunt!
Woman: Okay
Guy: Wtf... its hairy

Example 2:
FUCK... leb chicks are hairy cunts.

by nednerb November 18, 2006

Ginger haired cunt

All ginger haired people.

You're such a ginger haired cunt.

by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018