by WelshRuffster September 30, 2015
The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 01, 2021
When the person your talking to is making you too mad to think so after say your closing line you deliver a powerful punch to the cunt and walk away.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.
Bryan: Do we shower after PE?
Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.
Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.
Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.
*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*
Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.
Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.
Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.
*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*
by 724983 September 07, 2009
by Sheldon Settle May 23, 2021
A COUCH THAT REMINDS ME OF YOUR MOTHER!!!
I visited the antique furniture store today & i came across a beautiful cunch that reminded me of your mother.
by SQUIRRELED333 March 28, 2023
by Gilganutz May 27, 2021
A shortened version of Cunt Punch.
by TJZD February 08, 2023