Cubbery

To play so poorly or to lose in such an outrageous fashion that only the Chicago Cubs seem able to do.

Wow, my team just walked six straight batters then threw a wild pitch to blow a three run lead, then gave up a grand slam to lose. That is some real Cubbery!

or

That team's Cubbery caused them to not score even though they had the bases loaded an no outs.

by Chad in L.A. August 10, 2007

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007

knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

chubbler

a cross between a chillum and a bubbler.

Hey that hippie has a sweet chubbler, i hope its packed with some dank G.

by Petie Wheat Straw February 5, 2009

cobblestone = life

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life

I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.

by memebean February 4, 2021

Comfort Cobbler

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.

Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.

by @SoulTapestry March 4, 2010