curbstomp

To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.

Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)

by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

cougar cubs

The hot young men that a cougar spends time with and money on. She very much considers them to be her's, as do they.

She was a true cougar, and had the cougar cubs to prove it. All young, all hot and all hers.

by Bunnyfitch November 24, 2014

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Chicago Cubs

Major League Baseball World Series Champions

Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting lineup for YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS!

by FlyTheW February 27, 2017

Cubs game

This is when a guy is saying he is going to watch porn on the internet.

I went to the cubs game last night.

by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

crabs

crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.

Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.

by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003

cyber crabs

Crabs your computer get from sexual cybering activites. Cyber STD

That Cam Hoe gave me Cyber Crabs!

by Retardwithaspork July 21, 2007