Cristian

Cristian is one of the best people to talk too, he will make your heart race when u see him and your heart stop with his smile. He always seems to be able to make almost anyone laugh at any given time his not like other guys his loyal to his girl and would do anything to keep her happy, overall His a hot , sweet, loyal guy that will take your breath away if u get a Cristian in your life don’t lose them u won’t get them back.

(Cristian and some girl talking)
Girl thinking his such a good person to talk to

by Yeet_es_the_fetis November 14, 2019

Chrystian

Literally the hottest guy ever. He’s cute, sometimes retarded but melts your heart anyway. He’s good at sports and strings as hell. If you ever date a Chrystian, you got a keeper.

Person A: Hey, you know Chrystian?
Person B: That absolute hottie?
Person A: Yeah! Im dating him now
Person B: Wow! Keep him close!

by Hennessee March 9, 2020

Cristian

two cool for the h

cristian’s are just too cool for the h

by exposer456 April 27, 2020

Cristiano Columbus

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.

"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"

by Sir Goat May 30, 2022

cristiano ronaldo

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR

Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football

by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 1, 2021

Dirty cristian

When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body

You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian

by Zek April 17, 2020

Crystin

Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.

I am hangin with Crystin tonight.

by Chrysanthemum501 February 3, 2010