crunchies

an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

by b-diddy June 21, 2003

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

by pegva June 3, 2007

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

by SavAvv January 9, 2022

crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice

When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first

by EmRo May 22, 2006

Crunchies

Crack induced munchies

I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad

by kylebar7 September 30, 2010