Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012

chain coker

Noun;

One who excessively drinks large amounts of Coca Cola despite the negative effects, such as sleep deprivation, excessively being hyper, and rotting teeth.

It's worth it.

You know it.

Jen is a chain coker; that is her tenth coke of the day! No wonder she is constantly awake!

by XakaiXameX February 21, 2009

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house

I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF

by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022

Choker

A word that described those who failed at the last minute, despite good at most of the time.

Commonly used to jeer sports like basketball, football, or wrestling.

Your basketball idol is a Choker.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018