Cristina

is a super g

cristina is so amazing!!!

by That Houston guy November 23, 2010

Cristinaitis

Being so completely obsessed with the most beautiful girl in the world that she consumes all of your thoughts.

cristinaitis

by Rubberdanman5 April 27, 2013

pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession

**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator

by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009

Cristina’d

Being ignored or made felt invisible for long periods of time

“She fully cristina’d me! Like if I wasn’t even there”

by 47Pepperonis October 24, 2018

Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

Cristina

One of the most loyal beautiful girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is as bright as the sun itself and is always thinking of her peers and making sure that she is always there to support them. She puts others before herself and tries her best to make sure that their significant other or friend is having the best most wonderful day, Cristinas is very caring so never takes advantage of them. They are very loyal and trustworthy and they will put all their trust in you expecting you to never take advantage of the trust. They are very affectionate people and love any sign of affection. They truly let out the real side of a person and not an image that they might show. Cristina is wonderful and makes you so happy. Cristina might be insecure about themselves so always reassure them and flood them with compliments Cristinas are truly awesome.

Cristina is the best

by anonymous April 3, 2022