Clutch Cream Run

A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.

Term originated by the Nard Dog.

Steve: Guys!!! Just got back from Baskin Robbins!!

Alex: Awwwww Yea!

Gary: Clutch cream run bro!

by Alex Steel December 19, 2010

Cream sock

The sock you use to clean up your ejaculate fluid.

austin has a cream sock under his bed to clean up the big mess he makes after watching titanic.

by chigdon420 April 28, 2011

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

sour cream chavez

The act of scraping ones sweet fromunda cheese and quickly smearing it under the nose of a lover.

Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.

by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat January 15, 2016

Caesar's Revenge

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.

Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.

by idiedtoday July 13, 2010

ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

by henlo smol bean :) June 25, 2017

Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015