Dirty Creamery

You fuck her in the ass and cum in her, then she poops in a bowl you cover it with your favorite ice cream toppings and both eat it.

Can we do a dirty creamery for dessert ?

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Creamie

A person with feminine ways or weak in strength or tolerance.

"Aww he real creamie for real!"

"Nigga you are creamie"

by Whits Icecream. March 25, 2010

eggnog creamie

Eggnog creamie is when you bust a nut in a glass of eggnog and give it to your grandmother on Christmas Eve.

Yo, dude I gave my granny a eggnog creamie last night, she died.

by Corey The Cactus January 25, 2018

Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008

Creamery

1. The act of creaming
2. A store which sells nourishment usually of a lactose consistancy; usually also of a moderate to high libid content.

1. You have been convicted of drinkery, eatery, and creamery. Does the suspect have any comments?
2. Hey! Lets go to the creamery to purchase and consume some lactose biproducts and afterwards go to my place for animal sex! Are you still on the phone? Hello?!

by Big D and The Stay At Homers April 1, 2005

Creamee

A sexual act involving an ice cream cone (specific to Vermont) where a man (or two men if in a homosexual relationship) cums on top of a delicious frozen dessert then the woman licks it off, switching between the cone and penis to give the male cold refreshing relief after having just unloaded his stresses from the day.

My friend Erin loves creamees and asks for them every time we have sex.

by Vermontgal June 8, 2018

Creamery

The flesh between a woman's vagina and her asshole.

I can't believe my tongue slipped down her creamery.

by Wee-Wee October 20, 2009