Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

overly attached crazy girlfriend mode

Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.

Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!

casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.

casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.

liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.

by MilkyMonkey143 November 10, 2013

CWM (crazy whore mode)

When a female is pissed off, usually by the man she's romatically involved with, and is about to let the world know. Someone is going to get told off, slapped, beat up, or worse.

I just called him and some woman answered the phone. I am about to go over there. You better come with me because I am in crazy whore mode.

by the crew April 11, 2003

Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.

Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess

by Jemberly December 26, 2011

crazy host mom

Mom who throws their son a party so she can hook up with his friends

Vances mom is such a crazy host mom she hooked up with all of his friends

by Vance December 14, 2014

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly

he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.

by troy October 31, 2003

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".

Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004