Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

by Public Publius October 11, 2018

Crackers on butter

Crackers on butter is an idiom used to describe that doesn't make sense, or seems "backwards"

"Well, that's just crackers on butter!"

by Gingerspice212 September 23, 2017

Crackery

The stupid things Caucasian people do.

*Walks into pilates class*
"What is the crackery that i'm witnessing "

by young tree trunk April 20, 2018

Crackertosis

A black person who wants to impress his/hers oppressor by any means

Will go against their own race but quick to listen to what white people have to say about the Black race.

And will trust the information from white people rather than his/her own people.

“He’s a wearing a M.A.G.A hat & he’s black oh my he’s got Crackertosis”

“She’s got a straight hair weave, pink nails and blue contacts she’s suffering from crackertosis”

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk June 7, 2020

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

Cracker Crew

A group of socially awkward white kids.

Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

by Cracker Crew Scrub July 24, 2016