crank dat albanian

to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time

damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Crank Dat Lieberman

When a guy asks for head after a platonic sleepover.

"Tonight, I'm gonna Crank Dat Lieberman with my friend"

by NY-SEE January 24, 2010

Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

crank dat roosevelt

To do an A-level Unit 4 Edexcel Nuffield Chemistry past paper.

Bruv, I decided to crank dat roosevelt. I got 60% aliez.

by naviman January 18, 2009

Crank Dat Yank

Crank Dat Yank means to jack ya meat - masturbate - beat ya meat whatever u wanna call it thatz what it iz

"WATCH ME CRANK DAT YANK" dey aint talkin bout a dance nigga lmfao

by Florida Boi February 19, 2008

crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.

Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'

by Arnyn G May 8, 2008

Crank Dat Ribosome

Based off of a hilarious video on Youtube "Brent VLog 10-24-07". Basically, it's how the ribosome "cranks" out proteins.

"We don't superman no mo' we just ribosome dat hoe!"

"Hey, crank dat ribosome and may yourself some proteins."

by Willusjo December 10, 2007