Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.
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An extremely gay head.
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Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
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Get the CRANIAL FLATULENCE mug.The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
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Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
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