Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 10, 2023

alex cramer

A cunt and or pussy

Your an Alex Cramer

by Zonated October 3, 2017

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 August 1, 2021

Lauren cramer

Thot, don’t date her

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date

by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018

Cramered

It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.

You get some GME stock?

No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.

by willizdikfit April 9, 2021

Austin Cramer

Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend

I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022