by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
(NOUN):
A Person who publicly establishes a vested interest in a certain stock or company, only for it to absolutely f*cking dump the next day.
A Person who publicly establishes a vested interest in a certain stock or company, only for it to absolutely f*cking dump the next day.
A: "Hey B, Check out NFLX, I think it'll moon tomorrow on earnings! We're gonna be rich"
B: "Alright, I'll throw half of my savings into it..."
One day later....
B: "WTF A, I'M DOWN 50%. THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS! You really Cramer'd this one! WEN LAMBO?? WEN MOON??
B: "Alright, I'll throw half of my savings into it..."
One day later....
B: "WTF A, I'M DOWN 50%. THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS! You really Cramer'd this one! WEN LAMBO?? WEN MOON??
by stocktalk101 May 09, 2022
1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.
2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up
2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up
I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...
by BoogieFlake June 14, 2022
A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008
Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend
by Austin’s friend May 02, 2022
The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.
Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
by Ecclesies August 10, 2023