Cradle Monkey

Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.

Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it

by HPFBanana Hammock March 31, 2011

cralibrated

Getting fucked up.

Drinking lots of alcohol.

Hey Johnny wanna get cralibrated on Friday?

by Jdunzo April 13, 2022

boston crag

An oral sex position requiring a woman laying supine with her head off the edge of a bed. The male partner then, grasping her ears or preferably pig tails, proceeds to have intercourse with her mouth.

I didn't trust her dirty cooch so i gave her the boston crag.

by seeper27 December 20, 2009

Taint cradle

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

croatian cradle

halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure

Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*

by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021

kickin it at the cradle

hanging out at one's own house

"yo snoop, what's good?"
"not shit man, just kickin it at the cradle."
"oh shit, let me come through!"

"what're you doing tonight?"
"ah nothing...just about to kick it at the cradle."

by Your Boy Stoops May 23, 2008