Cat's Cradle

(n)

1. The reason everyone is screwed up.

2. As children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat's cradle, but we don't see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.

No damn cat, and no damn cradle.

by Rainsdark January 29, 2003

Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

Cradlez

name given to the biggest lad's in the world, originating in Margaret River, WA, also the most normal person you will ever meet. Cradlez's are loved by everyone ♥♥

that Cade kid is such a cradlez

by CADE THOMPSON August 29, 2010

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.

They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.

by Meatspin March 23, 2007

death cradle

1. Your Death Bed.

2. Move King does from the Prosperous Tekken Series of fighting games. He grabs you, and pulls your limbs back, and begins rolling you on the ground crushing the squishy stuff in your stomache because your arms nor legs are there to protect.

3. Another way of saying getting Rolled, or your ass beat.

Last Place a Nigga wanna be.

yo man, you hear bout' Theo? Dat nigga got into a death cradle.

by 50Cent March 16, 2005