crabbing

Most of the time this is a Female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. She sits there waiting for anything free; cocktails, shots, money, drugs, food... posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.

"Have you seen Lindsay?"
"It's Friday night, she's probably crabbing at the bar."

by slightly_decayed September 18, 2015

crabblesnatch

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

crabby storm

A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.

"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."

by duubledig December 14, 2013

Chuck Crabb

The craziest red head fuck ever. Has a 18 incher soft (think about it) Charles Crabb is a man in the eyes of the Aztec Gods

"Did you just see Chuck Crabb coming out of Casey's. What a Crabb ha"

by BOOBSBOOBS December 7, 2009

crabbin

tripping for no reason or getting mad at somebody for no reason

" I ain't fuckin wit her no mo, she be straight crabbin all the time

by Playa D November 25, 2004

Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

by Telephony March 30, 2015

Crabberman

(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.

Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.

I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...

by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006