Crablegs

A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.

Bob bought 18 crablegs!

by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021

lena crable

the reason im bi

lena crable is so hot she turned me bisexual

by biforlena May 3, 2018

Crableg

Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka

Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Crabblenarcs

When one acts or is a bitch - male version

see crabblesnitch

Oh man, I can't believe Marvin crabblenarced you

Those guys are being crabblenarcs

You better watch out Megan or he'll crabblenarc you too

I totally got crabblenarced at the office today!

by Coolest office bitch you know November 1, 2011

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

crabbers

a small fat ginger caucasian male whom receives gay blowjobs on a daily basis

#gay #homosexual #LGBTQ

i am a crabbers

by the crabbers killer July 20, 2019