Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

Cotton Pickin Music

Music that African Americans fancy when working out in the cotton yards for old man Clemens.

"Wowsers those negrows should turn down that Cotton Pickin Music" "Look at that cracker and or saltine being black jammin to Cotton Pickin Music"

by Jiggaboo180 March 23, 2010

Cotton Pickin

Something people say when they get mad.
Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.

"You get on my last cotton pickin nerves!"

"Damn, you so cotton pickin fugly"

by Tay-Nii-Chan October 22, 2008

Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"

GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music

Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

by jrndakota November 12, 2006

Cotton-pickin'

An adjective of Southern U.S. origin: Pain in the ass. Difficult. Bothersome. God-forsaken. Irritating. Frustrating. Crazy-making. Idiotic. Unbearable.

Originated as a descriptor for the labor of harvesting cotton crops. Later used to described the farm-workers, primarily african-american slaves, who harvested the crops. May be offensive, and perceived as derogatory or insulting, to any intelligent or enlightened audience if spoken aloud.

"Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind?" "Assembling IKEA furniture is so cotton-pickin' hard if you don't follow the instructions." "My boss is such a cotton-pickin' fool."

by palabrita January 20, 2013

cotton-pickin

{Crazy or Retarded}

Stupid

You must be out your cotton-pickin mind if you think i'm gonna pick that up.

by mspugh2u June 27, 2008